allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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fyeahwelcometohell:

Sock is a sweet but somewhat unstable teen who commits suicide after the accidental murder of his own parents. In Hell he meets Mephistopheles, the amicable manager of the underworld, who offers him a job: Sock is to become a demon, tasked with haunting humans and driving them to suicide. At first this seems like Sock’s dream job—a way he can finally act on his desires without consequence—but after meeting his first target, a disinterested highschooler named Jonathan, he finds himself with another desire that just might be stronger… and just might have a consequence.

Welcome to Hell (2013)

Aluminum
The White Stripes

clarabeau:

clarabeau:

Are we positive this song is from an album in 2001 and not some grainy recording of a séance like two hundred years from now?

You know, the old medium, the worried young couple who own the Nashville plantation, the skeptical scientist, the slightly nervous teenager, born on July 9th, dressed in black jeans and a leather jacket. A tethered goat, a dish of salt, burning sticks of incense. The medium is deep in a trance. She’s almost shaking with effort.

Suddenly, all the candles go out. There’s a shift in the air. It smells like peppermint and cigarettes. The kid is holding himself differently. His black hair curtains his face. Everyone’s breath is fogging.

Assistants busily hang a vintage Gretsch around the kid’s shoulders, plug the EVP recorder into an amp.

“Jack,” the medium says. The kid tilts his head. “Play a song about how it feels to be dead.”

I would like to reblog this and add that I decided to start collecting White Stripes vinyls last night and alternately, this song is all the sounds I’m making looking at starting prices on Amazon right now.

macpye:

We Can Rule You Wholesale; the Ankh-Morpork Anthem performed by the BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra and the soprano was Clare Rutter.

When dragons belch and hippos flee
My thoughts, Ankh-Morpork, are of thee
Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes
We own all your generals - touch us and you’ll lose.

Morporkia! Morporkia!
Morporkia owns the day!
We can rule you wholesale
Touch us and you’ll pay.

We bankrupt all invaders, we sell them souvenirs
We ner ner ner ner ner, hner ner hner by the ears
Er hner we ner ner ner ner ner
Ner ner her ner ner ner hner the ner
Er ner ner hner ner, nher hner ner ner (etc.)
Ner hner ner, your gleaming swords
We mortgaged to the hilt

Morporkia! Morporkia!
Hner ner ner ner ner ner
We can rule you wholesale
Credit where it’s due.

Cleverly parodies the Second Verse Curse, by purposely having hardly any words in it.

boobslyn:

I need one

smilingformoney:

I’ve seen some MCU masterposts floating around, but they’re all either disorganised or incomplete! So here is a complete masterpost of all MCU movies, one-shots and AoS episodes in order that you should view them (based on both release order and event order).
All files are either avi or mp4, and uploaded to Google Drive. To download, click the arrow in the top right corner and click ‘download anyway’.
2008:Iron ManThe Incredible Hulk
2010:Iron Man 2
2011:The ConsultantA Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor’s HammerThorCaptain America: The First Avenger
2012:Avengers AssembleItem 47
2013:Iron Man 3Agent CarterAgents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.01 | 1.02 | 1.03 | 1.04 | 1.05Thor: The Dark WorldAll Hail the KingAgents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.06 | 1.07 | 1.08 | 1.09 | 1.10
2014: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.11 | 1.12 | 1.13 | 1.14 | 1.15Captain America: The Winter Soldier Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.16 | 1.17 | 1.18 | 1.19 | 1.20 | 1.21 | 1.22 Guardians of the GalaxyAgents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 2.01 | 2.02 | 2.03 | 2.04 | 2.05
2015: The Avengers: Age of Ultron Ant-Man
2016:Captain America 3
2017:Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Announced:Thor 3

smilingformoney:

I’ve seen some MCU masterposts floating around, but they’re all either disorganised or incomplete! So here is a complete masterpost of all MCU movies, one-shots and AoS episodes in order that you should view them (based on both release order and event order).

All files are either avi or mp4, and uploaded to Google Drive. To download, click the arrow in the top right corner and click ‘download anyway’.

2008:
Iron Man
The Incredible Hulk

2010:
Iron Man 2

2011:
The Consultant
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor’s Hammer
Thor
Captain America: The First Avenger

2012:
Avengers Assemble
Item 47

2013:
Iron Man 3
Agent Carter
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.01 | 1.02 | 1.03 | 1.04 | 1.05
Thor: The Dark World
All Hail the King
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.06 | 1.07 | 1.08 | 1.09 | 1.10

2014:
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.11 | 1.12 | 1.13 | 1.14 | 1.15
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 1.16 | 1.17 | 1.18 | 1.19 | 1.20 | 1.21 | 1.22
Guardians of the Galaxy
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 2.01 | 2.02 | 2.03 | 2.04 | 2.05

2015:
The Avengers: Age of Ultron
Ant-Man

2016:
Captain America 3

2017:
Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Announced:
Thor 3

lackofa:

Sorry non Animorphs-fandom followers here are more andalites because I felt like colouring.
Gafinilan on the bottom left as an experiment with how a buff andalite would look lol.

lackofa:

Sorry non Animorphs-fandom followers here are more andalites because I felt like colouring.

Gafinilan on the bottom left as an experiment with how a buff andalite would look lol.

aquatic-raider:

dontcallmebeastboy:

aquatic-raider:

Mens Mockneck Shrug

In other words, my next clothing purchase.

This is awesome. But I have one question. Does it come in red.

YES IT DOES. IN APOCALYPTIC RED. CLICK DA LINK

roachpatrol:

i found a picture of a baby horse so i had to draw a baby andalite
i gave him an andalite balloon and he is very happy with it

roachpatrol:

i found a picture of a baby horse so i had to draw a baby andalite

i gave him an andalite balloon and he is very happy with it

4gifs:

Relaxing bath [video]

4gifs:

Relaxing bath [video]

manicpeixesdreamgirl:

warm up sketch that sorta turned into coloring practice… I need it haha. 
Meowrails chillin’ in the Land of Little Cubes and Tea.
goddamn I love drawing people from weird angles*

manicpeixesdreamgirl:

warm up sketch that sorta turned into coloring practice… I need it haha. 

Meowrails chillin’ in the Land of Little Cubes and Tea.

goddamn I love drawing people from weird angles*

i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

amazinglyresilient:

Give me Jemma Simmons questioning authority.

Give me the girl who likes to follow the rules and do what’s expected of her realising that maybe that isn’t always the best way, learning that authority figures can be corrupt, that the rules can prevent her from helping someone and having her deem that unacceptable because she knows she can do it and if the rules say she can’t then the rules must be wrong.

It’s a long road and it started at The Hub and as the season progressed it got more and more obvious. Demanding Coulson let her run tests on the GH-325, telling Victoria Hand that she was wrong, making Coulson accept Trip onto the bus, having her question that if SHIELD has fallen then there are no ranks and /this is a democracy now/, having her stand up to Talbot and telling him exactly where to shove it because he’s wrong and she knows it.

Jemma Simmons learning to think for herself, outside of the system she’s been in since she was 16 years old. Now is it any wonder she’s loyal to SHIELD? She’s been a part of the organisation since she was just a kid, a super smart, genius of a kid, but still a sixteen year old girl who had probably felt isolated her whole life because of her age and her peers not being nearly as smart as she was. 

Then she found this agency, this system, where her genius was rewarded, where it was taught to grow, where she found a friend who understood her and worked in sync with her. 

And she spent ten years inside that system, learning that the only thing that mattered was your level, that that was the level of authority you had and if there were others above you then they had earned your respect and that you were to listen to them without question.

Then Skye challenged the system and showed her that it could be corrupt, that it was trying to take that friend, her best friend away from her and hadn’t told them about it because their level wasn’t high enough, they weren’t important enough to know that teammates, friends were going to die and suddenly the system was flawed, it created questions, then the entire system fell apart right in front of her and suddenly the only authority was whoever was holding the gun. 

But if no-one’s holding a gun then they’re all on equal footing and questions need to be asked, the only thing that matters is what you believe in and know to be right. 

And even the person holding the gun isn’t infallible. Fear is not the deciding factor, bravery, cleverness, being quick and good and moral, that is what matters.

You do not need to be cowed be authority.

And this is the Jemma Simmons I would like to see in Season 2.